me: but mom i'm not wearing pants!
mom (looks at me like i'm pathetic): no, just because you never wear pants in the house doesn't mean you don't have to do anything around here
Can someone please create a rule stating otherwise? I mean, jeepers.

I'm usually an against-the-waller or a second row sleeper (on a good day). I miss school. Like the actual school part of school. Now is that sad or is that sad, everyone?